Пьер Гийом: Strange as it may seem, they give ball players nowadays very peculiar names.

Parfums Deniche: Funny names?

Пьер Гийом: Nicknames, nicknames. Now, on the St. Louis team we have Who’s on first, What’s on second, I Don’t Know is on third–

Parfums Deniche: That’s what I want to find out. I want you to tell me the names of the fellows on the St. Louis team.

Пьер Гийом: I’m telling you. Who’s on first, What’s on second, I Don’t Know is on third–

Parfums Deniche: You know the fellows’ names?

Пьер Гийом: Yes.

Parfums Deniche: Well, then who’s playing first?